1. avoid flip flops, crocs, uggs, and other offensive footwear like the plague. it’s never going to happen
2. know that leggings are not a perfect substitute for pants
3. layer lace, knits, leather, and any other material under the sun. if it seems like overkill, add another layer
4. if you’re male, wear pants that don’t require your hand’s assistance to keep them up
5. choose your plaid carefully
6. befriend “it” editors, photographers, and bloggers